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Jet Mice and Barking Spider Jiu Jitsu

No I’m not talking about some strange fusion of a martial art animal style with Jiu Jitsu.  I am talking about what happens sooner or later to everyone caught in a stack or other pressure intensive position.  Yes, breaking wind while rolling.  We all know it will happen to us no matter what precautions we take.  But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t.  So what can you do about it beside avoiding that magical fruit, the bean?  Let me introduce you to a old friend of mine who has served me well over the year.  Say hello to BeanoBeano - Helps Stop Gass Before It Starts.Oh you’re laughing now but when you let it rip on your training partner you won’t be.  Red faced and shunned by your school you will wish you had taken my advice and had a little tasteless food grade mold, a.k.a. Beano, before your favorite dish.  You want people to fear you for your BJJ technique not your toxic fumes.  So when the barking spiders start crawling through the ranks and the jet mice come rocketing across the mat don’t you be one of the offenders.  Have some Beano and peace of mind, we will all be better for it.  Mark, I started this post before class tonight. 🙂

4 Responses to “Jet Mice and Barking Spider Jiu Jitsu”

  1. Jet Mice! hahaha Brad, are you out there? Do you read the internetz??

  2. Of course this applies to us all not just Brad. I’ve been guilty myself.

  3. Biological Weapons are banned by the UN! A couple of people have done that when I was rolling with them (luckilly it wasn’t from inside a triangle). It happened to me once, and only once and I didn’t feel it coming. The guy sprung up for a knee on belly and the sudden pressure on my belly just, well…

    On the plus side, I roll with that guy all the time and he has never tried knee on belly on me again.

  4. Yep, it can have adverse effects on your Jiu Jitsu social life. 🙂 Some one may never want to be in your guard again!